How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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