we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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