i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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