Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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