STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He passed out mid-signature
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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