wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize
