What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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