so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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