he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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