Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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