wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I could make wine with my vomit
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
