My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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