Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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