im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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