I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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