Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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