White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
The ass gains better be worth it
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