Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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