So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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