So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i've created a new STD.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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