google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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