There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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