Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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