The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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