it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I need to align my fucking chakras
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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