Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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