i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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