I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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