He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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