But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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