Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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