We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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