Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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