Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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