It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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