Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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