I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.