Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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