shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?