Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂