and you said cock pushups were impossible
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm gonna fight the coyote
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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