i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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