I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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