he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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