Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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