Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
