yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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