idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
whose ass print is on the piano?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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