is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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