ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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