Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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