i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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