is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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