if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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