So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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