she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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