i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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