I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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