The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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