I look better un-naked...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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