You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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