and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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