im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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